Real Housewives Slogans For The Condiments That Have Been In My Fridge Since 2013
I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to make stir fry.
A 28oz Sriracha
If you cant take the heat, well honey, the kitchen’s closed.
I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Literally.
Some say I’m overpowering. They’re not wrong.
A Salad Dressing I Hate
I’m a great dresser and I don’t mind being tossed around.
I may be small, but make no mistake: I’m a big dill.
BBQ Sauce With Crusted-Over Lid
I like being on top….of the world and pulled pork sandwiches.
I’m always up for a caper.
(1) Newman’s Own Ranch Sleeve
What can I say? I’m a to-go getter.
I’m not an animal, but I party like one.
You can’t lead a horse to water, but you can lead her to rosé.
I keep my friends close and my enemies in the pantry.
You can catch up with me but you’ll never keep up with me.